Language and Humor
Twitter Blend Games
These are some of my posts for altered and blended song/film/etc. titles (#hashtag wordplay games) on Twitter.
| [#filmstarsongs] | Pacino Woman, Pacino Cry The Times They Ahnuld Changin' |
| [#hybridmonster] | Pelédybug- Half ladybird beetle. Half elderly Brazilian soccer legend. Destruction is his GOOOOAAAALLLL! |
| [#lesserknown-moviesequels] | Hold On, We Found Another Mohican |
| [#crimemusic] | MTVehicular Manslaughter Larceny Ulrich |
| [#sponsored-literaryclassics] | Little Lord FauntleRoyal Caribbean Cruises Rabbit AT&T Rest The Age of Holiday Inn-ocence Capital One Hundred Years of Solitude A Town L-IKEAlice The Yearl-ING Group |
| [#breadfilms] | The Baking of Pelham Bun Crew 3 |
| [#prequelfilms] | Snakes on a Stagecoach Million Dollar Zygote Protoplanetary Disk of the Apes |
| [#bodypartfilms] | Sinew City Hearty Potter and the Aorta of the Phoenix Cortex's Chainsaw Massacre The Parent Trapezius Bang the Philtrum Slowly Uvula Got Mail |
| [#vegetarian-books] | The Tofurkey to Rebecca |
| [#vegetablepeople] | Johann Sebastian Bok Choi Thomas Alva Lettuceson Dennis Kuspinach Florence Nightinkale |
| [#CelebIllness] | Jermange Jackson Joe Piscopolio |
| [#unmade-prequels] | To Live and Die in El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río de Porciúncula |
| [#Hulkspeare] | HULK NO SUFFER SLINGS AND ARROWS. HULK NO BEAR FARDELS. HULK SMASH! (HULK NOT KNOW WHAT IS FARDELS.) |
| [#vikingsongs] | Bad Rune Rising |
| [#nohairfilms] | Enemy of the Pate How the Tress Was None John Q-Ball |
| [#gardenmovies] | The Troweling Mulch Ado About Nothing The Day the Earth Stood Tilled |
| [#seafoodfilms] | The Crab Rangoonies The Tilapiano |
| [#eggmovies] | Someone to Watch Ova Me Waiting to Eggs-hale The Nest Years of Our Lives Under the Tuscan Sunny-side Up Omelet It Be Ma and PAAS Kettle (original was spinoff of The Egg and I) Albumenful Mind Every Which Huevos But Rancheros Egg Foo Young Frankenstein Hatch Adams, starring Robin Williams Scramble Durham Old Yeller-Center Never Benedict Kissed Roe-my and Michele's High School Reunion |
| [#sportzombies] | Spring Braining Jackie 28 Days Slater |
| [#hiphoptvshows] | MythBustaRhymes The Rapprentice with Donald Krump |
| [#LawInSpace] | Milky Waiver Habeas orbits Very Large Arraignment |
| [#sheepsongs] | Two Hearts Bleat as One by Ewe 2 Ovine Papa |
| [#oneletterextra-bands] | Nairvana The King's Mean (hit song: "Louis Louis XVI") |
| [#BadHairSalons] | Dye Hard Hairline Fracture Dis-Tress Your Hair Will Look Coif-ful Shear Luck The Clip Joint |
| [#budgetcelebs] | Larry Haggleman Tom Economy-Sizemore John Landiscount Ernest Borgninetynine-cent-store |
| [#LaundrySongs] | Bleached Lightenin' (from the soundtrack of "Bleach") |
| [#hairypop] | Livin' la Vidal Sasson It's the Split End of the World as We Know It, Follicle on Me, Bangs and Blame, Bad Hair Day by REMington Hair Clippers When Dove's Shampoos Cry & I Would Dye 4 U by pRinse |
| [#takeaway-singers (AKA #takeout-singers)] | Pizza Seeger |
| [#fontfilms] | Pokémonaco Tahoma the Brave Dial Em for Murder The X-height Files: I Want to Corbel-ieve, starring Gill Sans Ian Andy-son It's an Umbra-ful Life, starring Verdana Reed A Futura Good Men, starring Demi-bold Moore |
| [#halffilms] | Two Weddings and Half a Funeral Sanninhan no Samurai (Three and a Half Samurai) The Bad and the Somewhat Unattractive Blade Saunterer Some Like It Tepid Casagris Studying for the Citizenship Test Kane Some Things Still a Tad Noisy On The Western Front Malcolm V 50 1/2 Dalmatians The Jedi Is Seriously Considering Returning |
| [#copsongs] | That's SWAT Friends Are For Miranda Right Here Waiting by Richard Marksmanship Kevlara's Theme Blueberry Hill Street Blues by Gats Domino I Would Die 10-4 U You've Really Got a Choke Hold on Me A Hard Tase Night Dusting for Prints in the Wind Perpful Haze |
| [#textilebands] | Spandexys Midnight Runners |
| [#cheapcologne-names] | Eau d'Ious |
| [#horsefilms] | Trigger Happy Gilmore Galax Equestrian Star Man o' Wars: Episode II - Tack of the Roans |
| [#petshopdrinks] | Long Island Mice Tea |
| [#celebcuisine] | Edward James Olmousse Pomme Steve Niçoiseniak Bryant Gumbo Étouffée Wray |
| [#carpeople] | Edsel Livan (not a shew, but really big nonetheless) Chassis Palminteri Mitsubishi Gaynor James Arness UV |
| [#deathcelebs] | Kiki Dee Bucket Marcia Gay Hardening of the Arteries Dead as a Charles Van Doren Nail Autopsy Thomas Howell |
| [#songsofthesea] | Hake On Me A Hard Dace Night |
| [#nursinghome-films] | Harry Potter and the Order to Move to Phoenix Intolerable Drool-ty, starring Catheter Zeta-Jones and George New-knee |
| [#countrycelebs] | Bahrain Wilson Kristen Belgium Harmon Killebrunei Deborah Kyrgyzstan Madagascarmen Electra |
| [#oppositebooks] | We Just Went Ahead and Exhaled |
| [#volcanofilms] | Bury My Heart at Wounded Igneous Pinatubo Fast Pinatubo Furious Peggy Vesuvius Got Married Q&Eyjafjallajökull, starring Nick Molten Obsidian and Nancy Pumice Congeniality Basalt on Precinct 13 Magma and Pa Kettle |
| [#plantfilms] | Leafing Las Vegas Deciduous and Nancy Walk the Vine Ficus Club (Oops, I broke the first rule of Ficus Club.) |
| [#cattlefilms] | The Island of Dr. Moo-reau, starring Marlon Brandogie Akeelah and the Beef To Calve and Calve Not, starring Humphrey Bovinegart and Lauren Bacow Harry Potter and the Half-Cud Prince Bovine Geste Cow to Train Your Dragon Not an Udder Teen Movie |
| [#Useless-SuperheroPower] | Power of invisibility--but only to salesclerks when you're ready to buy something Can run incredibly fast--in place Instantly know if you have 15 items or less for the supermarket express lane. |
| [#birdbooks] | How the Finch Stole Christmas The Da Vinci Crows Clear and Pheasant Danger A Beautiful Myna Who Moved My Chickadees? |
| [#hybridbands] | Twisted Oasister Lisa Lisa and Blue Öyster Cult Jam with Full Force Van Halen Sync Hootie & the Blowphish Aerosmithereens |
| [#computersongs] | Self Control-Alt-Delete Icon to Know What Love Is I Only Want to CPU by Dusty Keyboard Springfield Who Can It USB Now? |
| [#excessivefilms] | The Blind Side of a Right-Handed Quarterback Needs to Be Protected by a Left Tackle Against the Other Team's Defensive Ends A Joint Task Force Multistate Manhunt That Ultimately Leads to Finding Forrester This Universe and Every Parallel Universe According to Garp |
| [#excessivepop] | Carnivorous Marine Mammal With Webbed Flippers But No Tusks George Good in a Way That is Complete in All Respects The Sandy Ocean Shoreline Non-Adult Male Humans The Letter of the English Version of the Latin Alphabet Between Tee and Vee and the Whole Number Between One and Three Hootie & the Species of the Tetraodontidae Family, Tetraodontiformes Order, Actinopterygii Class of Vertebrate Animals The David John Matthews But You Can Call Me "Dave" Matthews Band |
| [#fruity-famouspeople] | Jason Mraspberry Busta Limes Judge Rindhold Jennifer Peels Mary Mangosteenburgen Rhubarb McClanahan Jennifer Jason Lychee Richard Persimmons The Almond Brothers Chaka Pecan Rob Loquat Pomegranate Jackson |
| [#cartoonistsongs] | Why Does It Hurt So Baddams Girl You Know It's Trudeau It's Groening Men Bridge Over Troubled Watterson Walking on Larsonshine |
| [#bakerysongs] | You're the Bundt That I Want Icing the Body Electric |
| [#actorfoods] | René Jell-Oberjonois Pumpernickelas Cage Summer Squash Glau Nathan Fillonion |
| [#sponsored-countries] | BruneIBM Hitachile Ubuntuvalu Kraftganistan Microsoftnesia San Marinokia Intel Salvador A&Wkraine Kentucky Fried Chickenya The United Kingdomino's Pizza |
| [#weaponized-celebs] | Tom Scythemore Gladius Knight Cassius Claymore Lee Van Cleaver Shillelagh Majors Omar Épées Crossbow Jackson Artillery Garfunkel Kenny rpG TrebuCher Larry Halberd Shuriken Burns |
| [#kitchen-horrorfilms] | 28 Days Tater Bram Stoker's Spatula The Grills Have Eyes |
| [#snackmovies] | In the Heath of the Night |
| [#insectsongs] | When a Mantis Loves a Woman Rockin' in the Flea World by Neil Dung Beetle I Only Have Compound Eyes for You by the Flea-mingos |
| [#imaginarybands] | Gangrene Day Depraved Matthews Band |
| [#scary-clothingmovies] | Poltertights The Silence of the Jams The Amityville Sporran Housecoat of Usher An American Underwear-Wolf in London The Herringbone Collector Snakes on a Hanes The Hills Have Izods |
| [#movies-idontwanttosee] | No Scrunchie for Old Men A History of Violets |
| [#fishsongs] | Hake, Rattail & Sole by Big Joe Turbot Rock You Like a Sturgeon Seine by the Scorpionfish Since You're Spawn by the CarPs (I Can't Get No) Spanish Mack'rel by the Rolling Stonefish I Heard It Through the Great White by Marlin Gaye Smells Like Teen Spearfish by Nurse Shark-vana Get Up, Sand Dab by Bob Marlin I Wanna Be Sea Daces by the Remora-ones |
| [#cheesepop] | Girls Just Want to Have Muenster I'd Fondue Anything for Love (But I Won't Fondue That) by Meat Beaufort That's What Friends Are Formaggio Fly Me to the Muenster & I Left My Havarti in San Francisco by Tony Rennet Havarti All the Time by Edam "Eddie" Murphy Ricotta Get You Into My Life, I Saw Her Camembert, Eight-Queso Week, The Long and Winding Roquefort, Pepperjack Writer, by the Brie-tles |
| [#actormashups] | Patrick Dempsey Thomas Howell [And born the same year!] |
| [#irishfilms ] | The Chronicles of Blarney-a End of the Rain-Beau Geste Up in the Eire The Uilleann Fields The Little People vs. Larry Flynt Brogue-back Mountain The Amityville Begorra |
| [#firstdraftlyrics] | Louis XVI, oh no by The King's-Dead Men |
| [#decorating-songs] | 50 Ways to Leave Your Louver Feng Shui You, Feng Shui Me by Lionel Rich-Mahoganie |
| [#welsh-filmversions] | Dude, Where's My Cardigan? |
| [#rejected-jellybellies] | canker wombat |
| [#saladsongs] | With a Tong in My Heart by Rodgers and Hart of Palm |
| [#scottish-filmversions] | She's Got a Haggis (A Spey-ke Dee Joint) Plaid Max Beyond Dundeedome Tartan Over, starring Burgh Reynolds Tartan Fink Tambo: Firth Blood Part II Silence of the Tams My Caber Totoro |
| [#badcandy] | Hobo-lerone |
| [#moviesforcats] | Mouse Party, starring Kitt 'n Play A Manx Called Horse |
| [#whalesongs] | Ring My Beluga A View to a Krill Maybaleen |
| [#scarykidsfilms] | Maul-E Akeelah and the Beating |
| [#beigefilms] | The Taupe of Greenwich Village Robinson Ecrusoe |
| [#medievaltv] | Plaguewatch, starring David Hasselhoff as Mitch Bubonicannon |
| [#reversemovies] | Handtight |
| [#dietfilms] | Scarsdale-face A Low-Fat Dirty Shame, starring Keenen Ivory Weigh-ins Roughage Cut, starring Lesley-Anne Weight-Down |
| [#poshfilms] | Wild Wild Waistcoat [/Weskit] Raise Your Rolls Royce (starring Lady Hilary Duff of Harrishire on White Oak [i.e., Houston, Texas]) Strip-settees |
| [#bakerymishap-songs] | Crust in the Wind Something I Burned Today by Hüsker Düghnut Yeast Lightening |
| [#sausagefilms] | The Curious Casing of Benjamin Boudin |
| [#CelebriDemons] | Pinkubus Jennifer Beelzebub John Occultrane Goblin Red-Grave Matt Demon |
| [#teasongs] | While My Guitar Gently Steeps Chai Guy by Diana King Charles II Tea-lefone (Oolong Distance Love Affair) Karma Chamomile Orange Pekoe-Boo by Siouxsie and the Banteas Herb: That's What's Hoppenin'! (from Teahouse Rock) |
| [#meatmovies] | To Live And Die in Filet The Texas Chain Sashimi Massacre |
| [#shoesongs] | I Geta Round |
| [#musicmovie-mashup] | Akeelah and the Beyoncé Serendipi-T-Pain Freddy Vs. Jason Mraz Hootie & the Blowfish Called Wanda The Wrath of Chaka Khan Dial REM for Murder It Could Happen to U2 Sidewalks of New Björk |
| [#websitemovies] | Wayne's Furl The Flickr and the Dead The Woman in Reddit Live Free Orkut Die Hard |
| [#flowerfilms] | 28 Daisies Later Azalea Two Cities Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hydrangea Look Who's Talking Tulip The Pink Anther Ordinary Sepal Cannery Rose |
| [#hatfilms] | Mr. Beanie Cloche Encounters of the Third Kind The Miter Ducks The Stetson Also Rises |
| [#tributeacts-thatmustexist] | Coverboy |